Twenty Pockets Too Many

Preparing for this trip, I decided to buy a travel vest so that I could keep my passport and credit cards safely tucked away in a hidden inside pocket. I chose an expensive one because it had 26 pockets.This seemed like a good idea until it took me 6 minutes to find my passport at the border. I am still looking for the little pocket in which I put my earphones.

i think that I could have maybe got away with 5 or 6 pockets.